Can anyone tell me where i live and how to get there from where i am please? I don't actually know where i am.... is that a problem? HELP???

Emma Porter via Facebook

Hey will you babysit for me tomorrow night cos i need to break up with XXXX (I sent it to XXXX in error!!)

stokeseyk via Twitter

This is a mass text to everyone in my phone...does ANYONE know where I am?

Cat Timms via Facebook

Hmm...WHATEVER! just gettin ready to keave.My timing...Cant say much 4 that except, WHATEVER! But its not like YOU can say anythin is all ill say. I cant get over the stupidy of U but one half of me is thankful, other is like WTF

Lesley Barrett via Facebook

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your next date..

Ann Doherty via Facebook

ive pulled :/ can i stop at urs... the misses is in mine :S shit nawwwwwwwwwwwww .............. fuck

Brian Garvie via Facebook

Last nite I was drunk & I called my x, sayin' I was missing him. Tonight he confessed me he likes another girl... I'm a total loser.

Piita Guerrero via Facebook

Simple Spelling mistakes ruin it all. "I'm having a great time, wish you were her."

SoGladd via Twitter

with a drink, life is like one big party. Even when your heart is broken

Jimm93 via Twitter

im drunk but got to tell you that I have loved u forever.. you just never knew it. now you know. see you tomorrow

Trista Howell via Facebook